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I Found That I Had Become So Spinsterish That I Was Made Neurotic Not Only By My Life Of Domesticity But By The Slightest Derangement Of My Room. I Would Burst Into A Fit Of Weeping If The Kettle Was Not Facing Due East.

Men Get Laid, But Women Get Screwed.

For Flavor, Instant Sex Will Never Supersede The Stuff You Have To Peel And Cook.

It's No Good Running A Pig Farm Badly For 30 Years While Saying, 'really, I Was Meant To Be A Ballet Dancer.' By Then, Pigs Will Be Your Style.

Life Was A Funny Thing That Happened To Me On The Way To The Grave.