No British Politician Has Ever Been More

Now I Know How Joan Of Arc Felt, As The Flames Rose To Her Roman Nose And Her Walkman Started To Melt...

I First Bought A Buffy Sainte-marie Record When I Was 12, And Her Music Has Always Remained With Me. In The 1960s, As A Political Activist, Buffy's Lyrics Were Fearless, And I'm Very Grateful For All The Risks That She Took.

I Still Prefer Horses To Human Beings.

The Rhino Is Now More Or Less Extinct, And It's Not Because Of Global Warming Or Shrinking Habitats. It's Because Of Beyonce's Handbags.

The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get; You're Wasting Your Time.