No Brilliance Is Needed In The Law.

People Will Go To Endless Trouble To Divorce One Person And Then Marry Someone Who Is Exactly The Same, Except Probably A Bit Poorer And A Bit Nastier. I Don't Think Anybody Learns Anything.

We Don't Know Much About The Human Conscience, Except That It Is Soluble In Alcohol.

Rumpole, You Must Move With The Times." "if I Don't Like The Way The Times Are Moving, I Shall Refuse To Accompany Them.

Never Believe A Rumour Until You Hear It Officially Denied.

I Refuse To Spend My Life Worrying About What I Eat. There Is No Pleasure Worth Foregoing Just For An Extra Three Years In The Geriatric Ward.