No Being Can Make Another One Happy.

Nobody Is Ever Sent To Hell: He Or She Insists On Going There.

Most People Enjoy The Sight Of Their Own Handwriting As They Enjoy The Smell Of Their Own Farts.

Some Books Are Undeservedly Forgotten; None Are Undeservedly Remembered.

Harrow The House Of The Dead; Look Shining At New Styles Of Architecture, A Change Of Heart.

Geniuses Are The Luckiest Of Mortals Because What They Must Do Is The Same As What They Most Want To Do.