Ninety-nine Percent Of The World's Lovers Are

When You Hear Me, You Know It's Me, Regardless Of The Song.

Three Chords And The Truth - That's What A Country Song Is.

There Are More Serious Problems In Life Than Financial Ones, And I’ve Had A Lot Of Those. I’ve Been Broke Before, And Will Be Again.

Well The Country Songs Themselves Are Three-chord Stories, Ballads Which Are Mostly Sad. If You Are Already Feeling Sorry For Yourself When You Listen To Them They Will Take You To An Even Sadder Place.

I'm An Old Fashioned Joint Smoker Ya Know.