Nihilism Is Best Done By Professionals.

If I Had To Depend On What I Actually Get From Sales, I'd Be Tending Bar Between Sets.

I Like Music That's More Offensive. I Like It To Sound Like Nails On A Blackboard, Get Me Wild.

How Am I Going To Listen To That Horrible Noise I Make Without A Gram Of Coke And A Couple Of Double Jack Daniels?

I'm A Little Bit Damaged In About 15 Different Ways, And It's Been Nice That No Particular Damaged Area Has Become A Major Issue. I'm A More Than Moderately Healthy 65-year-old Male Who Has Gotten Away With A Lot Of Stuff.

What Some People Would Call Antics, I Would Just Call A Good Show.