Night And Day, You Are The One.

There's An, Oh Such A Hungry Yearning Burning Inside Of Me.

Be A Clown , Be A Clown, All The World Loves A Clown. Act The Fool , Play The Calf, And You'll Always Have The Last Laugh .

Nobody Wants To Phone Me, Even Collect.

Most Gentlemen Don't Like Love, They Just Like To Kick It Around.

Don't Hit The Person Across From You With Bits Of Toast, And Don't, When Dinner Is Nearly Through, Say 'who's The Host' It Isn't Done.