Nickelback Walks Into A Bar...there's No Punchline

There's Something About Heartbreak That Makes For Great Music, But The Same Could Be Said For Jägermeister. Hangovers Make For Great Music, Too.

Guilt Is Cancer. Guilt Will Confine You, Torture You, Destroy You As An Artist. It's A Black Wall. It's A Thief.

Mom, Thanks For Letting Me Drop Out Of High School. Haha!

I Think Musicians Like Me Are Drawn To Those Older Desks, Not Just Because They're Legend And Lore But Also Because They Do Something Really Specific That Is Hard To Emulate Or Re-create Digitally.

Whenever I Say I Made A Record In The Garage, People Just Assume That I Have, Like, A Lear Jet Parked In There Or Something. But Really There's Old Luggage, A Couple Of Bikes. It's Big Enough To Put One Minivan In. That's It. No Dartboard. I'm So Not Macho.