Next To That Kid, We All Look

The Plight Of The Actor, Even If He's A Star, Is The Plight Of The Women's Movement. They're Saying The Same Thing To Us: Get Into Bed, Give Me A Good Time, Then Give Me Something To Eat, Go Get The Laundry, Be A Good Girl.

I'm Sixty-eight, I Cry Every Chance I Can.

In Terms Of The Stars, The Only Ones I Cast Were Billy Connolly And Pauline Collins. I Was In Los Angeles Working And A Lot Of This Took Place On The Telephone. I'd Met Maggie [smith] Once And I'd Come Back-stage, Which I'm Usually Loathe To Do Because As An Actor You Don't Want People Coming Back Because You Want To Get Home [laughs].

There's Nothing That I Love More Than Predawn. I'm With The Dogs, I Make Coffee, And There's No One Up.

My Wife Always Says That I Will Be Stuck With This Forever: I Am The Difficult One. With Jack Nicholson They Always Said It Was Drugs. Warren Beatty Is Supposed To Have Screwed Everything That Jumped Off The Curve. I'll Tell You, In Reality A Few Of Us Had As Many Girls As Warren.