Next To A Good Meal And Possibly

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.

There Are Three Things The Prospective Traveler To Russia Does Well To Bear In Mind. One: It Is Their Country. Two: Most Foreigners Are Profoundly Relieved That This Is So. Three: You Don't Have To Go.

In Love, Gallantry Is Necessary. Even When The First Wild Desire Is Gone, Especially Then, There Is An Inherent Need For Good Manners And Consideration, For The Putting Forth Of Effort. Two Courteous And Civilized Human Beings Out Of The Loneliness Of Their Souls Owe That To Each Other.

When He Said We Were Trying To Make A Fool Of Him, I Could Only Murmur That The Creator Had Beat Us To It.

Some Objects And Events May Be Photographed, Others, If One Is To Render Their True Quality, Should Be Painted Or Set To Music, Since Their Essence Is More Faithfully Reproduced Through Imagination Than By The Journalistic Report.