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Having A Baby Dragged Me, Kicking And Screaming, From The World Of Self-absorption.

In Some Cultures They Don't Name Their Babies Right Away. They Wait Until They See How The Child Develops. Like In Dances With Wolves. Unfortunately, Our Kids' Names Would Be Less Romantic And Poetic. "this Is My Oldest Boy, Falls Off His Tricycle, His Friend, Dribbles His Juice, And My Beautiful Daughter, Allergic To Nuts.

The Best Part Of Being Married Is... You Don't Have To Explain A Lot Of Things. Those Wordless Moments When You Both Know That What You Witnessed Together Is Funny, Idiotic, Or Really Sweet. Being Connected Is Pretty Miraculous.

I'm Not Smart Enough To Write About Something That Didn't Actually Happen To Me. But I Couldn't Write A Space Movie If You Put A Gun To My Head.

Peanut Butter And Lamb Chops Were Not Foods That Had Ever Been A Significant Part Of Our Life Before Pregnancy. In Fact, My Wife Almost Never Ate Either.so Where Did These Craving Come From? I Concluded It's The Baby, Ordering In.