Never Wear Anything That Panics The Cat.

Germans Respond Well To Lies. At Least, They Always Have Historically.

I'm Old Enough To Remember When The Air Over American Cities Was A Lot Dirtier Than It Is Now. You've Probably Never Woken Up Early On A Winter Morning To The Acid Stink Of Coal Smoke In The Air, Which Was Everywhere When I Was A Little Kid. My Grade School Was Heated With Coal. Not Only Was Coal Used To Generate Electricity, It Was Without Any Scrubbers In The Stacks.

I'll Pick "i'm Kidding" Anytime Over "i'm Lying."

I Was Managing Editor For A While [in National Lampoon ], And It Does Cause Business Problems When Your Circulation Goes Up.

The Very Existence Of The Bicycle Is An Offense To Reason And Wisdom.