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Good Question. (acheron) I Have A Better One. How Are We Going To Clean Up This Mess? (kyrian) Nah, Mine’s Even Better. How Do You Hide A Chainsaw In Your Locker At School? I’m Thinking They’re Not Going To Stop, And While The School Has A Strict No-weapons Policy, I Don’t Think The Plastic Sporks In The Cafeteria Are Going To Do Much To Combat Them. I Need Protection, Man. Serious Protection. (nick)

Good Lord, Woman. Didn’t Anyone Ever Tell You That Men Have A Specified Word Count Set Aside Each Day And If I Don’t Stop Talking, My Tongue Will Explode? (syn)

I Have A Computer, A Vibrator, And Pizza Delivery. Why Should I Leave The House? " - Tabitha

For The Record, Do I Know Anyone Not A Demon Or A Freak?” – Nick “yes, You Do. Not Sure If Bubba And Mark Go Into The Latter Or Not, Though. I’m Too Tired To Mentally Categorize Them. You Figure It Out, And I’ll Go With Your Dewey Decimal.” – Caleb

Don’t Worry If I Lay My Head Back And Start To Snore While We’re Flying. It’s Normal. I’m Just Here In Case Jake Has A Stroke And Dies. (tony)