Never Trust The Judgment Of An Enthusiastic

The Facts, Even The Real Ones, Must Be Imagined Before They Can Be Stated.

The Most Reliable Pleasure Afforded By Theater Is The Intermission.

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.

Moo May Represent An Idea, But Only The Cow Knows.

Nobody Likes To Offer Stupidity As An Excuse.