Never Tell A Computer To Forget It.

But... Watching Steven Barnes Taught Me To Treat My Life Like An Art Form.

It Is A Cardinal Sin To Bore The Reader.

The Reader Has Certain Rights. He Bought Your Story. Think Of This As An Implicit Contract. He's Entitled To Be Entertained, Instructed, Amused; Maybe All Three. If He Quits In The Middle, Or Puts The Book Down Feeling His Time Has Been Wasted, You're In Violation.

We Learn Only To Ask More Questions.

The Perversity Of The Universe Tends Towards A Maximum.