Never Joke With The Press. Irony Does

Jealousy Is All The Fun You Think They Had.

I Thought Of The Nameless Inventor Of The Bathtub. I Was Somehow Sure It Was A Woman. And Was The Inventor Of The Bathtub Plug A Man?

As Women, We Can't Look Old. We Can't Be Fat. We're Supposed To Look Like The 14-year-old Models In Vogue, Who Are Younger And Younger And Skinnier And Skinnier, And They Are Air-brushed And Contoured And Photoshopped.

Surviving Means Being Born Over And Over.

Being A Daughter Is Only Half The Equation; Bearing One Is The Other.