Never Have A Dog. Let's Not Beat

Reflectors Need To Be Placed On Trees Every 50 Feet So People Can Hike At Night With Flashlights.

As A Professional Journalist, I Have Always Been Fascinated By People Who Appear To Have Even More Spare Time Than I Do.

The Whole Thing About Whether You Smoke Marijuana Or Not Is So Ridiculous. That And Whether You Protested The Vietnam War. Give Me A Break. Especially The Marijuana Thing.

Skiers View Snowboarders As A Menace; Snowboarders View Skiers As Elmer Fudd.

Humor Is An Escape, Because You Cannot Think About Your Problems When You Are Trying To Be Funny; So, In Essence, "being A Humorist" Gives You A Valid Excuse To Hide From Your Pain.