Never Have A Dog. Let's Not Beat

I Know That All Over America There's Probably Politicians Sending Out Pictures Of Themselves Signing That Mandatory Helmet Bill, But It's Bullshit. I Say That As A Parent.

Computers Operate On Simple Principles That Can Be Easily Understood By Anybody With Some Common Sense, A Little Imagination, And An Iq Of 750.

This Is True; Virtually All Edible Substances, And Many Automotive Products, Are Now Marketed As Being Low-fat Or Fat-free. Americans Are Obsessed With Fat Content.

I Have Never Had A Point In My Life To Make. I'm Just Trying To Entertain The Reader.

It Would Be Hard To Conceive Of Any Activity More Useless Than Stamp Collecting.