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I'm Not An Awards-driven Person In Anything. Anytime You Do Get Caught Up In That, You Usually End Up Getting Whacked.

I Remember During My Lifetime I Would Meet Women, And It Was Almost Like God Would Say To Me, 'now, This Woman Here Is Not The One You Are Going To End Up With, But She Is Going To Be A Lot Like This Woman; Look At This Woman, Study This Woman.' And When My Wife Showed Up, He Was Like, 'you Recognize Her Now?'

If We Were In Another Country, We Would Stone Henry Hyde To Death And We Would Go To Their Homes And Kill Their Wives And Their Children. We Would Kill Their Families, For What They’re Doing To This Country.

When I'm Not Working, I Dress Like A Surfer. I Look Like I'm Going To Come Into Your House And Clean Your Pool.

If You Do Get Married, Get A Prenup. It's Not About Money At All. It's About Having A Document That States How You'll Dissolve Your Marriage While You Still Have A Shred Of Respect For Each Other.