Never Globalize A Problem If It Can

The God Who Is Reputed To Have Created Fleas To Keep Dogs From Moping Over Their Situation Must Also Have Created Fundamentalists To Keep Rationalists From Getting Flabby. Let Us Be Duly Thankful For Out Blessings.

The Rational Man Finds That His Share Of The Cost Of The Wastes He Discharges Into The Commons Is Less Than The Cost Of Purifying His Wastes Before Releasing Them.

The Only Thing We Can Really Count On In This Uncertain World Is Human Unreliability Itself.

Fundamentalists Are Panicked By The Apparent Disintegration Of The Family, The Disappearance Of Certainty And The Decay Of Morality. Fear Leads Them To Ask, If We Cannot Trust The Bible, What Can We Trust?

Of Course, A Positive Growth Rate Might Be Taken As Evidence That A Population Is Below Its Optimum.