Never Give Your Heart To A Blockhead.

Of All The Charlie Browns In The World, You're The Charlie Brownest.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Was Happy? And Was Still In His Right Mind, I Mean.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

Years Are Like Candy Bars... We're Paying More, But They're Getting Shorter.

It Is Difficult To Talk About What I Do, Because I Do It So I Don't Have To Talk About It.