Never Give Your Heart To A Blockhead.

It's Either The Flu Or Love... The Symptoms Are The Same.

Beethoven Can't Really Be Great Because His Picture Isn't On A Bubble Gum Card.

I Think They Assign Things To Students Which Are Way Over Their Heads, Which Destroy Your Love Of Reading, Rather Than Leading You To It. I Don't Understand That. Gosh.

Dear Valentine, I Have Thought Of You Often. Not All The Time, But Often.

I Feel Sorry For Little Babies... When A Little Baby Is Born Into This Cold World, He's Confused! He's Frightened! He Needs Something To Cheer Him Up... The Way I See It, As Soon As A Baby Is Born, He Should Be Issued A Banjo!