Never Give Your Heart To A Blockhead.

Never Jump Into A Pile Of Leaves With A Wet Sucker.

What Happened To Fun?" "our Insurance Doesn't Cover It!

Little Brothers Are The Buck Privates Of Life!

We Used To Have A Dog Named Snoopy, You Know, A Real Live Dog. I Suppose People Who Love Snoopy Won't Like It, But We Gave Him Away. He Fought With Other Dogs, So We Traded Him In For A Load Of Gravel.

The Secret To Speed-reading Is Moving Your Lips Faster.