Never Give Your Heart To A Blockhead.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

A Tragic Life Is Romantic When It Happens To Somebody Else.

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!

Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night, And You Don't Have A Single Thing To Worry About...that Always Worries Me!

Sometimes, When You Walk By The Home Of The Girl You Love, You Can See Her Standing By The Window... She Waves At You, And You Wave Back... But It's Her Grandmother.