Never Get Involved In A Land War

The Princess Bride S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale Of True Love And High Adventure You Had To Admire A Guy Who Called His Own New Book A Classic Before It Was Published And Anyone Had A Chance To Read It.

I'm Not Witch. I'm Your Wife.

I Don't Like Killing A Girl," The Spaniard Said. "god Does It All The Time; If It Doesn't Bother Him, Don't Let It Worry You.

Why Do You Wear A Mask And Hood?" I Think Everybody Will In The Near Future," Was The Man In Black's Reply. "they're Terribly Comfortable.

Flailing And Thrashing, Buttercup Wept And Tossed And Paced And Wept Some More, And There Have Been Three Great Cases Of Jealousy Since David Of Galilee Was First Afflicted With The Emotion When He Could No Longer Stand The Fact That His Neighbor Saul's Cactus Outshone His Own. (originally, Jealousy Pertained Solely To Plants, Other People's Cactus Or Ginkgoes, Or, Later, When There Was Grass, Grass, Which Is Why, Even To This Day, We Say That Someone Is Green With Jealousy.) Buttercup's Case Rated A Close Fourth On The All-time List. It Was A Very Long And Very Green Night.