Never F*!k With The Ineffable.

As Large As Worlds. As Old As Time. As Patient As A Brick.

Death: Human Beings Make Life So Interesting. Do You Know, That In A Universe So Full Of Wonders, They Have Managed To Invent Boredom.

It's A Sword. Said The Hogfather. They're Not Meant To Be Safe.

It Doesn't Matter How You Live And Die, It's How The Bards Wrote It Down.

When A Man Is Tired Of Ankh-morpork, He Is Tired Of Ankle-deep Slurry.