Never Drink If You've Got Any Work

Truth Would Quickly Cease To Be Stranger Than Fiction, Once We Got As Used To It.

If Experience Teaches Us Anything At All, It Teaches Us This: That A Good Politician, Under Democracy, Is Quite As Unthinkable As An Honest Burglar.

There Are No Ugly Cigars, Only Ugly Smokers.

I'm Thoroughly Convinced That Editors Don't Help Authors.

And What Is A Good Citizen? Simply One Who Never Says, Does Or Thinks Anything That Is Unusual. Schools Are Maintained In Order To Bring This Uniformity Up To The Highest Possible Point. A School Is A Hopper Into Which Children Are Heaved While They Are Still Young And Tender; Therein They Are Pressed Into Certain Standard Shapes And Covered From Head To Heels With Official Rubber-stamps.