Never Criticize, Unless You Can Do A

If You're Open To It, New Orleans Will Teach You About Yourself, But If You Want To Hide From Who You Really Are, The City Will Help You Do That, Too.

One Thing I've Learned About Vampires--they Keep Pulling New Rabbits Out Of Their Cloaks. Big, Fanged, Carnivorous Bunnies That'll Eat Your Eyeballs If You're Not Paying Attention.

Men Don't Settle Down Because Of The Right Woman. They Settle Down Because They Are Finally Ready For It. Whatever Woman They're Dating When They Get Ready Is The One They Settle Down With, Not Necessarily The Best One Or The Prettiest, Just The One Who Happened To Be On Hand When The Time Got To Be Right. Unromantic, But Still True.

We Are Not Made Up Only Of Our Light And Happiness But Also Of Darkness And Sorrow. To Deny The Darkness Of Yourself Is To Deny Half Of Who You Are, And When You Love, Truly Love, You Need To Love The Whole Person Not Just The Part That Smiles And Waves, But The Part That Thinks Murderous Thoughts And Knows That Pain Is Both Pleasure And Temptation, But Still Thinks Puppies Are Really Cute.

If People Would Write Exactly What I Wanted To Read I Wouldn't Feel So Compelled To Write Myself