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I Tried To Picture A Young, Insecure Edward And Couldn't, But It Was Nice To Know That Once He'd Been A Boy. Sometimes It Felt Like Edward Had Sprung Full Grown From The Head Of Some Violent Deity,like A Vicious Version Of Athena.

But We Were All Young Once. It Passes, Like Innocence And A Sense Of Fair Play. The Only Thing Left In The End Is A Good Instinct For Survival.

Jean-claude Gave A Low Theatrical Bow, Never Taking His Eyes From Her. "after You, My Sweet. A Lady Should Always Walk Before A Gentleman, Never Behind.

A Little Boy Who's Discovered The Monster Under The Bed Is Actually Real, And It's Screwing Mommy.

If People Would Write Exactly What I Wanted To Read I Wouldn't Feel So Compelled To Write Myself