Never Contradict Anybody.

If You Would Know The Value Of Money; Go, And Try To Borrow Some! For, He That Goes A Borrowing, Goes A Sorrowing! And Indeed, So Does He That Lends To Such People, When He Goes To Get It In Again!

What Science Can There Be More Noble, More Excellent, More Useful For Men, More Admirably High And Demonstrative, Than This Of Mathematics?

E'er You Remark Another's Sin, Bid Your Own Conscience Look Within.

Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us That He Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.

Industry, Perseverance, And Frugality Make Fortune Yield.