Never Contradict Anybody.

There Cannot Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.

If A Man Empties His Purse Into His Head, No One Can Take It From Him.

Spare When Young, And Spend When Old.

A Policy Of Life Insurance Is The Cheapest And Safest Mode Of Making A Certain Provision For One's Family.

Guests, Like Fish, Begin To Smell After Three Days.