Never Assume That The Guy Understands That

Dogs Do Not Grasp The Concept Of House Cleaning.

Kids Have *_____ Never* Taken Guidance From Their Parents. If You Could Travel Back In Time And Observe The Original Primate Family In The Original Tree, You Would See The Primate Parents Yelling At The Primate Teenager For Sitting Around And Sulking All Day Instead Of Hunting For Grubs And Berries Like Dad Primate. Then You'd See The Primate Teenager Stomp Up To His Branch And Slam The Leaves.

My Problem With Chess Was That All My Pieces Wanted To End The Game As Soon As Possible.

I Was Really Bummed When I Got To The Last One Of Tony Hillerman Navajo Detective Books.

Your Hand And Your Mouth Agreed Many Years Ago That, As Far As Chocolate Is Concerned, There Is No Need To Involve Your Brain.