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Television From Its Inception Had The Number One Goal To Alienate As Few People As Possible. That's Why If You Look At 1950s, 1960s American Sitcoms, The Characters Don't Live Any Place In Particular, Religion Is Never Discussed, Politics Is Never Discussed, You Never Really Know What Anyone's Job Is; Nothing That Could Make These People Seem Different From You Is Ever Discussed.

Toby Zeigler: There's Literally No One In The World I Don't Hate Right Now.

This Is A Time For Serious People, Bob, And Your Fifteen Minutes Are Up.

Just To Clarify The Division Of Labor On The Show, I Write The Show And Alan [poul] Does Everything Else.

A Friend Is Somebody Who Says The Same Things To Your Face That They Would Say If You're Not In The Room.