Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

To Say, "well, I Write When I Really Get Into It" Is A Bunch Of Bull. Put The Paper In The Typewriter, Stare At It A Long Time, Get Snowblindness If You Have To, But Write Something.

Mothers Are Not The Nameless, Faceless Stereotypes Who Appear Once A Year On A Greeting Card With Their Virtues Set To Prose, But Women Who Have Been Dealt A Hand For Life And Play Each Card One At A Time The Best Way They Know How. No Mother Is All Good Or All Bad, All Laughing Or All Serious, All Loving Or All Angry. Ambivalence Rushes Through Their Veins.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

There Is Nothing More Miserable In The World Than To Arrive In Paradise And Look Like Your Passport Photo.

Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.