Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.

[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know His Leaving Would Hurt So Much.

Laughter Rises Out Of Tragedy When You Need It The Most, And Rewards You For Your Courage.

Somewhere It Is Written That Parents Who Are Critical Of Other People's Children And Publicly Admit They Can Do Better Are Asking For It.

As A Graduate Of The Zsa Zsa Gabor School Of Creative Mathematics, I Honestly Do Not Know How Old I Am.

Spend At Least One Mother's Day With Your Respective Mothers Before You Decide On Marriage. If A Man Gives His Mother A Gift Certificate For A Flu Shot, Dump Him.