Nature's A Tranquilizer As You Get Older.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

It's Simply A Tragedy That Anyone Today Goes Blind From Glaucoma, When It's So Unnecessary.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

The Critics - How Come You Never See Any Of Them On Tv?

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.