Nature's A Tranquilizer As You Get Older.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

Everyone Complains About The Weather, But Nobody Ever Seems To Do Anything About It.

I Run Me Like A Conglomerate, Because That's What I Am.

There Is Something Endearing About The Weatherman.