My Worst Habit Used To Be Smoking

I'm The Most Uncoordinated Clumsy, Klutzy Person. I Always Had A Bruise, I Always Tripped And Fell.

There Are Some Things That, If You Say Them Out Loud, Will Hurt The Other Person's Feelings. I Tend To Say Them Anyway. It's Better To Be Honest.

A Girl Told Me My Lips Looked Like Somebody Had Pressed Strawberry Yogurt Against My Face.

Smoking Sucks! The One Thing I Would Say To My Kid Is, ‘it’s Not Just That It’s Bad For You. Do You Want To Spend The Rest Of Your Life Fighting A Stupid Addiction To A Stupid Thing That Doesn’t Even Really Give You A Good Buzz?'

I'm A Sappy Mom Now. I Didn't Think I Would Be. I Thought I'd Be A Cool Mom Who Keeps Everything In Perspective.