My World Got Very Big, Very Fast,

I Hang Out With A Lot Of Older People, So I've Matured A Little Bit, But I Do Still Have My Immature Side.

I Have Crushes, But They're All Too Old. Like Beyonce -she Has A Husband, I Might Get Shot. I Went Up To Give Beyonce A Hug At The Grammys And Jay-z Said, Watch Out Buddy! He Was Kidding, But You Know.

There Are Lots Of Things I Really Like Besides Girls. Like Pizza. And Pranking. And Chuck Norris.

If Me And My Girlfriend Were Fighting, And It Got To The Point Where She Started Crying, I Would Just Shut Up And Hold Her.

I Don't Care If The Girl Is Slim Or Fat, I Just Want The Girl That Makes Me Happy.