My Wife Bought An Extra Life Insurance

I Never Dreamed I Would Want To Be Or Become A Financial Advisor.

I Never Thought Of Myself As Handsome.

There Are Things God Does For Me Daily, And It Throws Me Into Brain Lock, Because I Know In My Heart I Don't Deserve That Kind Of Grace. I Don't Deserve That Break.

God Continues To Work Miracles In My Life.

If I'm Going To Follow A God, Why Would I Want To Follow A God Of My Creation? That Would Be An Alcoholic Idiot Nitwit Jerk God!