My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To

Every Bad Decision I've Made Has Been Based On Money.

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!

How Can Music Without Any Words Make You Think? I Listen To Jazz When I'm Doing Something Else. I Use It For Background Music, I Don't Just Sit Down And Concentrate On It. Lyrics, Words - That's What Makes Me Think.

When I'm Doing Stand-up, It's Just Me Depending On Me. I Know How To Go Out There And Make People Laugh. I've Been Doing It Since I Was A Teenager. I Trust My Instincts. I Just Go Out And Talk. A Lot Of The Time I Let The Material Come From The Top Of My Head.

After All These Years, I've Done Well And I'm Cool. I Feel Comfortable In My Skin, I've Saved Some Paper, Everybody's Healthy, My Kids Are Beautiful And Smart, Doing Different Things, It's All Good.