My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To

I Spent My 30s Fixing Everything I Broke In My 20s.

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.

The Competitions Are As Much A Part Of The Tradition As The Actual Dances.

I Am A Man Who Has Never Tied His Own Shoes Before!

I Want A Woman Who Can Arouse My Intellect As Well As My Loins.