My Whole Life, I've Been Telling Jokes.

Anyone Can Cook But Only The Fearless Can Be Great.

It's All I Have Left In My Life, Caffeine And A Poodle.

Actually, I Have My Own Charity That I Started That Helps Supplement Families With Terminal Children.

I Would Probably Be A Teacher If I Weren't A Comedian.

I Come From The World Of Improv; I Love Any Show Or Any Vehicle That Gives Me An Opportunity To Be In The Moment.