My Way Of Joking Is To Tell

Most People Don't Pray Until They're In Trouble. When People Need Help They Pray A Lot. But After They Get What They Want, They Slow Down. If A Man Takes Five Showers A Day, His Body Will Be Clean. Praying Five Times A Day Helps Me Clean My Mind.

I Was The First One In The Gym, And The Last One To Leave.

You Could Be The World's Best Garbage Man, The World's Best Model; It Don't Matter What You Do If You're The Best.

You Can't Take No Chinese Man And Give Him No Puerto Rican Woman And Talking Like They're In Love And Emotionally In Love And Physically.

It's Hard To Be Humble, When You're As Great As I Am.