My Twerking Skills Are For The Bedroom,

We Met The Jonas Brothers. Nick [jonas] Is So Cute ... I Don't Think Reggie Will Get Mad Because [nick] Is, Like, I Really Shouldn't Say He's Cute. It's A Little Inappropriate!

I Remember When The Wave Of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek And These Beautiful Hispanic Women Came Into Light, And I Looked Up To Them And I Loved Them, But I Was Like, 'where Are Middle Eastern Women?'

Eww. I'm At Lunch, The Woman At The Table Next To Me Is Breast Feeding Her Baby With No Coverup.

Remember, People Only Rain On Your Parade Because They're Jealous Of Your Sun And Tired Of Their Shade.

I Urge People To Learn From The Mistakes Of Others. Please Drink Responsibly And It's Never Acceptable To Drink And Drive!