My Son Wouldn't Go Get Heroin. If

Fishing Is Boring, Unless You Catch An Actual Fish, And Then It Is Disgusting.

The Leading Cause Of Death Among Fashion Models Is Falling Through Street Grates.

We Constantly See Surveys That Reveal This Ignorance, Especially Among Our High School Students,78 Percent Of Whom, In A Recent Nationwide Multiple-choice Test, Identified Abraham Lincoln As 'a Kind Of Lobster.' That's Right: More Than Three Quarters Of Our Nation's Youth Could Not Correctly Identify The Man Who Invented The Telephone.

I Guess Nobody Assumes Anybody Is A Libertarian. It's A More Complex Political Discussion Than Most People Are Used To, To Explain Why You Think The Way You Do About Public Education Or Drug Laws, And Why It's Not As Simple As Being For Or Against Something.

The Objective Is Not So Much To Walk Your Dog, As It Is To Empty Him.