My Skin Is Hard When It Comes

Smiling Is The Best Way To Face Every Problem, To Crush Every Fear, To Hide Every Pain.

I Was Raised In A Baptist Household, Went To A Catholic Church, Lived In A Jewish Neighborhood, And Had The Biggest Crush On The Muslim Girls From One Neighborhood Over.

I'm Human Viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm A Sex Machine Now. I'm Raring To Go Every Second Of The Day. My Wife's Loving It.

Money And Success Don't Change People; They Merely Amplify What Is Already There.

I've Never Really Viewed Myself As Particularly Talented. I've Viewed Myself As Slightly Above Average In Talent. And Where I Excel Is Ridiculous, Sickening, Work Ethic. You Know, While The Other Guy's Sleeping? I'm Working. While The Other Guy's Eatin'? I'm Working. While The Other Guy's Making Love, I Mean, I'm Making Love, Too. But I'm Working Really Hard At It.