My Secret Agenda Is To Convey My

A Giraffe Has A Black Tongue Twenty-seven Inches Long And No Vocal Cords. A Giraffe Has Nothing To Say. He Just Goes On Giraffing.

One Of Life's Best Coping Mechanisms Is To Know The Difference Between An Inconvenience And A Problem.

To Be Human Is To Keep Rattling The Bars Of The Cage Of Existence, Hollering, 'what's It For?'

Don't Worry That Children Never Listen To You; Worry That They Are Always Watching You.

Share Everything. Don't Take Things That Aren't Yours. Put Things Back Where You Found Them.