My 20s Were A Time Where I

Whenever Someone Dies Everyone Says, I Love That Guy, Except For Jeffrey Dahmer.

I Fly Around With Chicks On Each Arm And Have No Script. I Just Talk About What I Feel Like. But That's Why My Act Works: I'm Like This Normal Guy.

I Want To Show All Sides Of Myself. I Mean, I Don't Want To Howl At The Moon My Whole Life, You Know?

I Want To Have My Face Look Like Brad Pitt. Then I'll Be With Jennifer Aniston And Then Angelina Jolie. Then The Real Brad Pitt Will Come In, And We'll Have A Brad Pitt Face-off.

I Miss Working With Great Actors, Working With Great Directors.