My Policy On Cake Is Pro Having

When Cameron's Conservatives Come To Power It Will Be A Golden Age For Cyclists And An Elysium Of Cycle Lanes, Bike Racks, And Sharia Law For Bike Thieves. And I Hope That Cycling In London Will Become Almost Chinese In Its Ubiquity.

The Volunteering Spirit Of Londoners Is Part Of What Makes This The Best Big City On Earth.

This Is Not A Time To Quail, It Is Not A Crisis, Nor Should We See It As An Excuse For Wobbling Or Self-doubt. But It Is A Moment For Hope...

Voting Tory Will Cause Your Wife To Have Bigger Breasts And Increase Your Chances Of Owning A Bmw M3.

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.