My Name Is Sherman J. Alexie Jr.,

Every Movie Is A Road Movie. Every Novel Is A Mystery. Every Tortilla Chip Is Sacred.

I Recognize Now That The Conditions That Indians Are Living In Are The Conditions That Poor People Everywhere Are Living In.

My Only Purpose Is To Teach Children To Rebel Against Authority Figures.

Since Jesus Was Human Then He Most Assuredly Farted And Burped. And If God Did Create Us In God's Image Then God Must Fart And Burp As Well.

The World, Even The Smallest Parts Of It, Is Filled With Things You Don't Know.