My Mother Wanted To Shrink From My

Good Places For Aphorisms: In Fortune Cookies, On Bumper Stickers, And On Banners Flying Over The Palace Of Free Advice.

Treat Unhappiness As A Defect And Fewer Would Embrace It.

Complainers Rule Out Happiness, Mentioning It Only As Something Lost.

The Depressed Fall Back Exhausted From Every Undertaking.

To A Suicide: You Just Poisoned The Wrong Person.