My Mother Still Calls Me Jim And

It's A Kind Of Zen Question: If You Write A Book And No One Reads It, Is It Really A Book?

Lone Women Shouldn't Stop In The Middle Of Nowhere For Giant Unkempt Strangers With Duct Tape On Their Faces.

A Handgun At Two Hundred Feet Is The Same Thing As Crossing Your Fingers And Making A Wish.

I'm Twenty-nine, Yes Really, I'm From Aspen, Colorado, I'm Six Feet One, Yes Really, I've Been At Quantico Two Years, Yes I Date Guys, No I Dress Like This Just Because I Like It, No I'm Not Married, No I Don't Currently Have A Boyfriend, And No I Don't Want To Have Dinner With You Tonight.

It's Always Tense When You Move A Character From A Book To The Screen. Always Tense.