My Mother Still Calls Me Jim And

I'm Twenty-nine, Yes Really, I'm From Aspen, Colorado, I'm Six Feet One, Yes Really, I've Been At Quantico Two Years, Yes I Date Guys, No I Dress Like This Just Because I Like It, No I'm Not Married, No I Don't Currently Have A Boyfriend, And No I Don't Want To Have Dinner With You Tonight.

They Found Out About Him In July And Stayed Angry All Through August. They Tried To Kill Him In September. It Was Way Too Soon. They Weren't Ready. The Attempt Was A Failure. It Could Have Been A Disaster, But It Was Actually A Miracle. Because Nobody Noticed.

I Had Been Coming To America Very Frequently For Many, Many Years, So I Had Plenty Of Exposure - And Maybe The Best Kind Of Exposure, Because I Think First Impressions Are Very Important. Maybe I Notice Stuff That Is Just Subliminal To People Who Live Here All The Time.

I Grew Up In Birmingham, Where They Made Useful Things And Made Them Well.

I Have To Warn You. I Promised My Mother, A Long Time Ago. She Said I Had To Give Folks A Chance To Walk Away.