My Mother Should Have Been Jewish. She

When Your Parent Is A Public Idol, You Never Really Have A Chance To Lay That Parent To Rest.

Fabio Kept Asking Me Out, But I Knew We'd Never Get His Ego Through The Door.

I Had Grown Up Accustomed To Living A Life Of High Drama.

Instead Of Joyfully Looking Forward To My Birth, My Mother Began Systematically Preparing For Her Own Death. She Was Fatalistic.

When You're Judy Garland And You Want Something, You Just Pick Up The Phone And Call Somebody. Anybody.