My Mother Never Asked Me To Do

You Can Do Everything You Can To Try To Stop Bad Things From Happening To You, But Eventually Things Will Happen, So The Best Prevention Is A Positive Attitude.

Tragedy Plus Time Equals Humor.

I Have Always Lived The Way I Wanted Regardless Of Whether Or Not It Was Popular.

Being Of Service To Others Is What Brings True Happiness.

If You're Going To Be Able To Look Back On Something And Laugh About It, You Might As Well Laugh About It Now.