My Mother Certainly Loves Caviar, But I

You Know How Most Illnesses Have Symptoms You Can Recognize? Like Fever, Upset Stomach, Chills, Whatever. Well, With Manic Depression, It's Sexual Promiscuity, Excessive Spending, And Substance Abuse - And That Just Sounds Like A Fantastic Weekend In Vegas To Me!

A Lot Of People Have Told Me, You Know, That What I've Written About, They Identify With Strongly.

[when Harry Met Sally] Was Fine, But It Was A Job. And I Did It Right After The 'burbs.

Of Course I Miss [drugs]. And Anyone Who Tells You They Don't Is Lying.

Me Being An Actor Was An Accident, And Not Something I Wanted To Do, Because I Knew What Happened Eventually. Yeah, Maybe You'd Get Famous, But Then You Wouldn't Be Famous Anymore. Then You'd Have To Scramble To Get Back To Where You Were, And Chances Are, You Wouldn't.