My Mom Said I Was A Handful.

If Indeed It's A Race Then The Chicks Do The Most It Isn't A Brag Or An Estrogen Boast It's The Women Who've Led Me With Big Open Hearts If Not For Their Love I'd Have Failed At The Start. And It's Not Just The Mothers I Speak Of Them All It's A Woman There First When Somebody Falls. The Multi Of Tasking That's Easy To Tease I Dare A Great Man To Try It All, Please! So This Is My Shout Out My Rallying Cry To Women All Over I Hold You Up High And Though There Are Others Who'll Think This Poem Strange It's The Women Who Plant The Root Of Big Change.

My Favorite Time Of The Holidays Is When The Children Have Torn Open Their Loot And Delivered Their Verdicts And Are Looking To You For Something Else ... Memories That Have Nothing To Do With Things Bought.

Being An Actor, You Are Recognized For Being Somebody Else, Whereas These Books Are Distilled From Me.

Being A Parent Is A Weird Juggling Act - And Nobody Does It Right. Everybody Does It Wrong.

By The Way, Food And Rent Aren't The Only Things Around Here That Cost Money. You Sleep On The Couch.