My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

The Best Theology Is Probably No Theology; Just Love One Another.

I Think I'll Go Over And Introduce Myself To That Little Red-haired Girl. I Think I'll Introduce Myself, And Then Ask Her To Come Over And Sit Next To Me. I Think I'll Ask Her To Sit Next To Me Here, And Then I Think I'll Tell Her How Much I've Always Admired Her... I Think I'll Flap My Arms, And Fly To The Moon.

All Of Earth's Creatures Have, Hidden Within Their Beings, A Wild Uncontrollable Urge To Punt!

Empty?! You Took All The Cookies!" "they Were Crying To Get Out Of The Jar... Cookies Get Claustrophobia Too, You Know!

There Sure Are A Lot Of These 'instant' Products On The Market. Instant Coffee, Instant Tea, Instant Pudding, Instant Cereal... Instant Dislike.