My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

Every Night It's The Same... I Have Supper In My Red Dish And Drinking Water In My Yellow Dish... Tonight I Think I'll Have My Supper In The Yellow Dish And My Drinking Water In The Red Dish. Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

If I Were Given The Opportunity To Present A Gift To The Next Generation, It Would Be The Ability For Each Individual To Learn To Laugh At Himself.

My Grandfather Has Been Very Depressed Lately. He Just Doesn't Know What To Do. He Says It's Late In The Game, And He's Afraid That Life Has Him Beaten." "tell Him To Take Out The Goalie.

I Have Observed That Whenever You Try To Hit Somebody, There Is A Tendency For Them To Try To Hit You Back.

A Beep On The Nose Is A Sign Of Great Affection.