My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

I Despise Those Shallow Religious Comics. Dennis The Menace, For Instance, Is The Most Shallow. When They Show Him Praying - I Just Can't Stand That Sort Of Thing, Talking To God About Some Cutesy Thing That He'd Done During The Day. I Don't Think Hank Ketcham Has Any Deep Knowledge Of Things Like That.

Happiness Is Waking Up, Looking At The Clock And Finding That You Still Have Two Hours Left To Sleep.

Happiness Is Loving Your Enemies.

Humor Is Proof That Everything Is Going To Be All Right With God Nevertheless.

Lucy: You Learn More When You Lose Charlie Brown: Well Then I Must Be The Smartest Person In World!!!