My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!

I Wonder If There's Such A Thing As A Spiritual Dentist? I Think My Whole Personality Is Full Of Cavities!

I Never Seem To Know What's Going On... Right From The Very Start, My Life Has Been Strange. I Think I Know What Happened... I Must Have Missed All The Rehearsals.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

Duck, Big Brother! Here Comes Another Day!