My Mind Is Always Going. I'm Always

I've Always Thought That The Key To A Good Sex Life Is Variety. That's Why God Gave Me Two Hands. Humans Love Sex, We Need Sex, It's How We Connect, It Reminds Us We're Alive, It's The Third Most Basic Human Need, After Food And Good Movie Popcorn.

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.

I'm A Sucker For A Free Tuxedo.

Did You Ever Reach A Point In Your Life, Where You Say To Yourself, 'this Is The Best I'm Ever Going To Look, The Best I'm Ever Going To Feel, The Best I'm Ever Going To Do,' And It Ain't That Great?

If You Do Something For The First Time, You Will Always Remember It. If Your Dad Has Something To Do With It, You Write About It.